Is The President On Crack?

Recently, the President gave this sage foreign policy opinion:

"We are excited, uh, to see, uh, what appears to be a ro-robust debate taking place in Iran. And obviously after the speech that, uh, I made in Cairo we tried to send a clear message that we think there is the possibility of change, uhhh, aaaand -- ehhh, yuh-- oh -- Ultimately the election is for the Iranians to decide, uh, but, uh, just a-as has been true in Lebanon, what's, uh -- can be true in Iran as well is that you're seeing people looking at new possibilities. And, uh, whoever, uh, ends up winning, uh, the election in Iran, uh, the fact that there's been a robust debate hopefully will help, uh, advance our ability to engage them in new ways." --Barack Hussein Obama

This is the man that the news media orgasms over and calls the most intellectual man in politics. A man that the media chicks want to bed so bad that they nearly wet themselves in anticipation of the possibility, a man that Oprah calls, The One, and he sounds exactly like what he is: an empty suit. Let us break down the President’s keen observations shall we?

"We are excited, uh, to see, uh, what appears to be a ro-robust debate taking place in Iran.”

Translation: Oh crap! You caught me without my teleprompter.

“And obviously after the speech that, uh, I made in Cairo we tried to send a clear message that we think there is the possibility of change …”

Translation: After mind numbing babble spilled from my mouth in Cairo, we attempted to appear as if I have a clue.

“…uhhh, aaaand -- ehhh, yuh-- oh -- Ultimately the election is for the Iranians to decide, uh, but, uh, just a-as has been true in Lebanon, what's, uh -- can be true in Iran as well…”

Translation: Hang on, I have to bullshit here…ok got it. The Iranians are going to kill each other the way the Lebanese did and I wish them well in their endeavors.

“…is that you're seeing people looking at new possibilities.”

Translation: These guys are so screwed.

“…uh, whoever, uh, ends up winning, uh, the election in Iran, uh, the fact that there's been a robust debate…”

Translation: This is how we should run elections in the United States

“…hopefully will help, uh, advance our ability to engage them in new ways."

Translation: Holy Alinsky! I sure hope nobody asks me another hard question like this one!

That the President of the United States of America would be this ignorant is an embarrassment to our nation. If this intellectual giant didn’t have somebody feeding him his words through a teleprompter I doubt that he could run for town dog catcher. What is worse, the American people had no idea who this fool was and they didn’t care. We told them that he is pals with unrepentant terrorist Marxists. Nobody cared. We told them that he would far outspend any other administration. America cheered. We told them that nobody had any idea what his true beliefs were. Americans shouted “Yes, we can!” We told America that he would be bad for the war on terror. America yawned. We said that he would gut our intelligence gathering operations and then he did so exposing us to the risk of another terrorist nightmare. America snored.

The news media who never asked Obama a hard question on the campaign trail and did everything in its power to make him President, will not now inform of his mistakes. You see, they are already planning his second term and even brainstorming how to repeal the term limit on the Presidency. Chris Mathews said it best when he said “It is my responsibility to see to it that he is successful.” He meant that it really does not matter what kind of lies he has to tell to keep you ignorant of the government’s actions he will do so in order to keep Obama in power and he is certainly not alone. ABC news is even doing a sleep over at the White House in order to force socialized medicine down America's throat.

I can't even watch the news anymore. If I want to be propagandized I will go to the DNC website. Sure, it is a lot harder to find out what is going in the world today, but at least I don’t have to put up with breathless newscasters telling me why I should love Obama and why I am lucky he is my President and why I am just a hate mongering conservative who should be institutionalized for public safety.

Love this insipid, neo-fascist President if you will, but you will excuse me while I vomit.

The Song Remains the Same

Newt Gingrich may have apologized for declaring Sonia Sotomayor a racist, but I will not. For far too long have the conservatives of this nation acted with congeniality and compassion and all we have received for our efforts is a kick in the teeth from the left. If George Allen is a racist for calling someone a Macaca, then Sotomayor is a racist for her remarks regarding the superior judgments of Latina women compared to white men simply because they are Latina. Such sentiment is yet another reason that everybody should hate whites for their skin color according to the left.

After all, it was the right that put black face on Joe Lieberman in order to denigrate him…no wait…that was the left. Ok, it was the right that supports Al Qaeda and reported the efforts of the Federal government to listen in to calls made to known terrorists both coming into and out of the United States…wait that was the left. Well, it was the right that supports identity politics and promises the masses the moon if it will yield votes…uh…no that was the left too. How about it was the right that put on black face as a joke for a party held in Whoopi Goldberg’s honor? No…that was the left again. How about voter fraud in fourteen states (that we know of) and using taxpayer money in order to influence elections toward the Republican Party and a conservative agenda? No…that was the left again with ACORN and they were trying to drive the nation to a leftist agenda. Hmmm….let me think……got it! The right torpedoed the original house legislation for the initial TARP bill in favor of the Senate bill that had 150 billion dollars in political fun money and…damnit! That was the left again! This is becoming tiresome…ok…this has to be accurate, the Republicans hate black people. In fact, Lincoln tried to keep blacks enslaved until the end of time out of greed and…nope, that was the Democrats and Lincoln was a Republican. Boy is my face red!

I know that Woodrow Wilson was a fascist and a racist and that he was a Repub…nope, wrong again, Democrat. Alright, I have it! Eugenics, one of the most perverse ideals in the time of man, Republicans were certainly for Darwinism being applied to the human race and abortions of unfit children and they certainly…wrong again. It was the Democrats. It seems that the Democrats have been behind the greatest flaws of man in the past 150 years. Whoa…that gives you something to think about.

You know, the Democrats have lied and conned America for the past three decades now and we are no longer even American, not in the classical use of that word. We are Socialists. We have abandoned our founding fathers Washington, Franklin, Hamilton, Jefferson, Madison, Adams, and others in favor of Marx, Lenin, and Mao. Even Pravda, the former Soviet news agency, has recognized this when they predicted that the United States would eventually become a Marxist nation. Pravda said that we would one day awaken and ask ourselves how did this happen. What Pravda left unsaid that the world would be a far darker place without the old America and that the shining beacon of freedom would be doused leaving the peoples of the Earth with no hope for a better future. I am sure that when we arrive at formal communism the Democrats will tell us how conservatism and the Republicans brought us to this bitter future, but it will be a lie. Just as for the past forty years the left has lied gloriously to the American people.

Lies that have led the public to elect a Marxist to the White House with an agenda that will crush the American people. President Obama has apologized to every degenerate dictator in the world and blamed America’s ignorance and arrogance for the troubles that beset the Earth, he has bowed to foreign Kings, he listened to the demented ravings of Chavez and Ortega and exchanged gifts with them. He has laid the heaviest debt upon the American people we have ever known despite our protestations and in doing so he has sold our children into financial slavery. Obama even has a plan to bring forth an American Gestapo to spy on the citizens of the United States. All of this is not new, it has happened before when Woodrow Wilson did the same thing. People were arrested and cast into prison for speaking their minds and the American people are now nearly at the same point. A man was arrested for wearing a McCain t-shirt on election night, another was stopped by police for displaying an “Abort Obama not the unborn” sticker on his automobile and had his home searched by the Secret Service, and another man was held and told by local police that he would be carefully watched because he dared to display a Gadsden flag sticker on his car, a woman had her American flag removed from her workspace because an immigrant from Africa was offended by it, and God know what else has happened that has not been reported.

The American people have begun to fear their government. Something that has not happened since the days of Woodrow Wilson and the left continues to push. The left has pushed so far in fact that 20 states currently have legislation in process that affirms state sovereignty under the 10th amendment. Other states have legislation designed to abridge the Federal Authority regarding firearms and ammunition if both were manufactured within the state and has remained within the borders of the state. A few states have even gone so far as to say that they will not obey ANY Federal order that exceeds Federal jurisdiction. Once before in our nation’s history have we seen this level of discontent and it was the antebellum south. The only question that remains is just how much like Lincoln does Obama wish to be? The taxpayer protests of April 15th was met with scorn and derision by the lickspittles of the media who are pushing propaganda for the Democratic National Committee, at least according to Chris “I have a thrill running up my leg” Mathews.

Oh yes, and Sotomayor is a racist.